

Name: [REDACTED]
Age - [REDACTED]
Sun Sign (for witchcraft-related experiments, etc.) - Pisces
Blood type (for blood sacrifices): B+Special Skills and Likes: Killing people I don't like, baking, listening to insane people, sentencing sinners to the depths of hell, reading
Dislikes: Younger brothers
Strengths: Good listener, smart, good at cooking and baking, good at doing chores and not making a mess, good at killing people.
Weaknesses: Insane people who like rambling too much, crochetingComment: "I have been coerced into joining this organization. The founder is insane. Please get me out. Help me."Contact me
TestimonialsThe Supreme Messenger of Our Lord Saviour Mickey Mouse, CEO and Founder of OMM, Clinically Insane :"[REDACTED] has been an important part of our organisation, ever since I recruited her in the last 24 hours. While she asks lots of questions (which Ilike), she seems to be very good at her job of executing people.
Her bloodthirst is never really satisfied, and she excels at her task of listening to orders and putting people into the fires of hell.
Also a good listener and a pretty cool person, but an even better executioner. Couldn't have asked for a more competent coerced employee."